"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes."
- Walt Whitman
 
You’ll hear a lot about Roger Ebert over the next couple of days. Most likely the same handful of tidbits will be parcelled out over and over as newspapers, television shows, actors and other movers and shakers tweet, facebook and blog their condolences for “The Greatest Film Critic to Ever Live”. However, for many Roger Ebert will lovingly be remembered as one thing above all else. Roger Ebert was a pervert.
Roger Ebert loved big tits, he loved naked big tits, and he loved seeing naked big tits 30 ft. high like God intended. He raved about the films of Russ Meyer in his Movie Review column.  Russ Meyer, not one familiar with critical adulation took a liking to Ebert and asked him to write his first big budget major studio movie “Beyond the Valley of the Dolls”. The films “Up!” and “Beneath the Valley of the Ultra Vixens” soon followed. On the commentary to “Ultra Vixens” Russ tells a story about when Roger met actress/living fertility statue June Mack. Apparently, having a bad case of Jungle Fever (he once dated Oprah and went on to have a long loving marriage to the amazingly supportive Chaz Hammelsmith) Ebert was caught ogling June Mack’s impossible physique.  When she confronted him with a sassy “What do you want honey?” Ebert cooly replied “Everything but the shit and the piss.”

I’ll miss Ebert the critic. I’ll miss Ebert the film historian and Ebert the champion of overlooked cinema. But most of all I’ll miss Ebert the pervert.
"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes."
- Walt Whitman

 

You’ll hear a lot about Roger Ebert over the next couple of days. Most likely the same handful of tidbits will be parcelled out over and over as newspapers, television shows, actors and other movers and shakers tweet, facebook and blog their condolences for “The Greatest Film Critic to Ever Live”. However, for many Roger Ebert will lovingly be remembered as one thing above all else. Roger Ebert was a pervert.

Roger Ebert loved big tits, he loved naked big tits, and he loved seeing naked big tits 30 ft. high like God intended. He raved about the films of Russ Meyer in his Movie Review column.  Russ Meyer, not one familiar with critical adulation took a liking to Ebert and asked him to write his first big budget major studio movie “Beyond the Valley of the Dolls”. The films “Up!” and “Beneath the Valley of the Ultra Vixens” soon followed. On the commentary to “Ultra Vixens” Russ tells a story about when Roger met actress/living fertility statue June Mack. Apparently, having a bad case of Jungle Fever (he once dated Oprah and went on to have a long loving marriage to the amazingly supportive Chaz Hammelsmith) Ebert was caught ogling June Mack’s impossible physique.  When she confronted him with a sassy “What do you want honey?” Ebert cooly replied “Everything but the shit and the piss.”

I’ll miss Ebert the critic. I’ll miss Ebert the film historian and Ebert the champion of overlooked cinema. But most of all I’ll miss Ebert the pervert.

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