hey:) I wanna be tumblr girl so can u follow me and reblog my pics?:)

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Is it too late to wish Gracie-Law a happy birthday?

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The Burning (1981)

Retro Seinfeld: George encourages Jerry’s masturbation. Kramer accidentally hosts Match Game. 

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The Burning (1981)

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tonight I learned that “www.celebritybuttholes.com” leads to a terrbile rock band’s website.

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The Burning (1981)

When you get stuck with that lab partner nobody wants

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The Burning (1981)

A lot of people will tell you that The Burning’s claim to fame is a pre-Seinfeld Jason Alexander. I hold fast that it’s actually Fisher Stevens’ taint.

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The Burning (1981)

Pretty much what I hear anytime anyone starts talking about the World Cup

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Taco Bell may have had that fucking dog but Del Taco had Del Scorcho. I always felt that my preference for Del Taco was a symbol of my individuality and my belief in personal freedom. 

No need to unfollow, I’ll be back to the regular scheduled programming tonight.

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Just found out my guitar teacher was a red-shirt on TOS. If I knew then what I know now. Life is amazing.

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Happy 4th!

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When you say, “She looks like a prostitute.” All I hear is: “She looks like someone I would pay money to have sex with.”